It was Jim's birthday, and he was considered to be an "old man" by his friends standards. So, to liven him up a bit, Jim's friends decided to give him something special for his birthday. They bought him a hooker.

The call girl, as she preferred to be called, went to his house and knocked on the door. When Jim answered, she said "Hi I'm your birthday present!"

Startled, he asked "What am I supposed to do with you?"

"I'm yours for super sex," she answers.

So Jim replied "Well, I'm 75 years old so I'll have the soup."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 950 views

Sohar Aur Biwi Soo Rahe

Raat ko sohar aur biwi soo rahe they. Ek dam se biwi ko sohar ki awaaz aayi, biwi uth kar sohar se poocha, “kya baat hai?”

Sohar ne bataaya, “ke meri kameez zameen par gir pari thi”



Biwi ne kaha ke, “toh itna shor kyun machaya”

Sohar bola, “ke uss kameez mein main bhi tha!!!”

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

Berozgari Ke Haal

Ek Dukhi Baap Apne Khas Dost Ko Apna Dukhda Suna Raha Tha.

Baap: “Mere Char Bache Hai, 1st Mba, 2nd Mca, 3rd Phd, 4th Chor Hai”

Dost: “Chor Ko Ghar Se Nikalte Kyun Nahi?”

Baap: “Wo Hi To Kamata Hai, Baqi Sab Berozgar Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Le Tu Hi Bujha Le

Santa Ne Aag Bujhane Ke Liye Phook Maari To Uske Piche Se Poo Nikal Gayi,

Phir Phook Mari, Phir Se Poo Nikal Gayi,

Santa Gusse Mein Pichwada Ghumakar Bola: “Le Tu Hi Bujha Le…“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Woman: I was in a very

Woman: I was in a very generous mood today,I gave a poor beggar $25

Friend: Thats a lot of money to give away,What did your husband say?

Woman: Shukriya (Thank you)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Student

4 SECRETS OF SUCCESS FOR STUDENTS:
1- Kabhi Top na karo warna log tum sai jalney lagengy
2- Hamesha Late class mai jawo, es tarah har teacher tumhy yad rakhy ga
3- Zyada Parhny se Time zaya hota hai, owr Time zaya karna Gunaah hai
4- Khabi Test na do, kionke be-ezati ke 3 marks se Ezat ke 0 achay hain

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)