Ek admi ne zindagi se tang aa kar kaha
"Es zindagi se tu Mout achi hai"
.
Ek dam farishta aya owr bola ke "mai tumhy lainy ayah on"
.
Admi bola: Lo ab insaan mazak bhi nai kar sakta

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 802 views

What Not To Do When Forgetting Your Anniversary

John was in trouble, really big trouble. You see, he forgot his wedding anniversary and, if you're married, you can imagine what he's probably going through. His wife was really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!" She was serious too, so John got serious.

The next morning he woke up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped, right there in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife threw her robe on and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house and opened in with much anticipation.

Inside she found a brand new bathroom scale. John has been missing since Thursday.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar to Wife

Sardar to Wife: Begum Munnay ne Kakroch kha liya!

Wife: Haye Rabba! Jaldi doctor ko bulao,

Sardar: Tu tension na ley,

Main ne Munnay ko Mortien pila di hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Hum Bachpan may bohat taqatwar tha

Pathan:
Hum Bachpan may bohat taqatwar tha


Dost:
Wo kaisay ?


Pathan:
Hamara Maa kehta he Jab Hum Rota tha, to sara Ghar Sar pe otha leta tha.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Maa ek Khush Khabri hai

Sardar on telephone: Maa ek Khush Khabri hai.
Maa: Kya Khush Khabri hai?
Sardar: Aaj hum do se teen ho gaye.
Maa: Mubarak ho.. Ladka hua ya ladki?
Sardar: Meri biwi ne dusri shaadi karli hai.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Boy: My Father's name is LAUGHING

Boy: My Father's name is LAUGHING and my Mother's name is SMILING.
Teacher: You must be Kidding?

Boy: No, that's my brother. I am JOKING.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)