Phatan pakra gaya
Pathan "Mazar" Pe Bomb Rakhte Hoy Pakra Gya.
Logo Ne Bht Maara 0r Pocha Aisa Q Kia.?
PTHAN ko Kuch Smaj Na Aaya To Bola:"Mene Bomb Rakhne ki Mannat Mani Thi"...:-)
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