As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, "I cannot die without telling you the truth. I cheated on you throughout our whole marriage. All those nights when I told you I was working late, I was with other women. And not just one woman either, but I've slept with dozens of them."

His wife looked at him calmly and said, "Why do you think I gave you the poison?"

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 783 views

student

Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,
Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,
Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,
Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna

Teacher: main ksi pr b 1 nazar dal k bta
skti hun k wo mere bare mai kya soch rha he

by inayat khan (few years ago!)

Kisi ne kaha ye kiya kia?

Pathan ne Darya mai Dobtay hoye 1 Aadmi ko bachaya.

Or Thori Dair Baad Dobara Phenk diya:

Kisi ne kaha ye kiya kia?

Phatan: Purani Kahawat hai
"Neki Kar Darya Mai Daal"

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

suma: maa, raju ne mujhe kiss de diyaa

suma: maa, raju ne mujhe kiss de diyaa

maa: haan kya? rukho main poochti hoo.

suma: nahi maa. tum poochoge to woh nahi degaa

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek bund se samundar nhi banta

Ek bund se samundar nhi banta,
rone se mukaddar nahi banta,
patana hai to pure girls hostel kn patao

1 - 2 ladki patane se koi sikandar nahi banta.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Mene Usay Phone

Mene Usay Phone
Kiya Wo So, Rhi Thi
Phir Usne Mujhe Phone Kiya,
Main So, Raha Tha:)
#Moral:- Jaisi Karni, Vaisi Bharni...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)