As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, "I cannot die without telling you the truth. I cheated on you throughout our whole marriage. All those nights when I told you I was working late, I was with other women. And not just one woman either, but I've slept with dozens of them."

His wife looked at him calmly and said, "Why do you think I gave you the poison?"

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 803 views

Tumhaara homework

Teacher: tumhaara homework kyu tumhaare pitaa ke handwriting main hai?

Student: maine unka pen use kiyaa thaa sir

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Hum Bachpan may bohat taqatwar tha

Pathan:
Hum Bachpan may bohat taqatwar tha

Dost:
Wo kaisay ?

Pathan:
Hamara Maa kehta he Jab Hum Rota tha, to sara Ghar Sar pe otha leta tha.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Essay on Class Teacher

Class Teacher Ne Students Ko
"MY CLASS TEACHER"

Pe 10 Line Likhne Ko Kaha

Thori Der Bad 1 Student Ne Uth Kr Pucha:

Sir'Kanjar' Ko English Me Kya Kehte Hain? :-P

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan ka Shak

1 pathan jab b nahanay jata to
darwaza khol deta..
Kisi ne waja poochi to us ne kaha:
“Mujhe shak hai k darwazy k neeche
se mujhe koi dekhta hai”…….

by Aurangzeb Khan Tunio (few years ago!)

Papu Ko Bula Dein

Old Man School K Principal Se:
Zara Papu Ko Bula Dein
Principal:
Aap Kon?
Old Man:
Mai Uska Dada
Principal:
Wo Chutti Leker Ap K Janazay Mai Gaya Hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)