Government Se Competition

Inspector Pappu Se: Tum Kis Apraadh Ke Liye, Jel Aaye Ho

Pappu: Kya Bataun Sir, Government Se Competition Ho Gaya Tha?

Inspector: Kis Baat Ka? Funny

Pappu: Note Chaapne Ka

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