Inspector Pappu Se: Tum Kis Apraadh Ke Liye, Jel Aaye Ho

Pappu: Kya Bataun Sir, Government Se Competition Ho Gaya Tha?

Inspector: Kis Baat Ka? Funny

Pappu: Note Chaapne Ka

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 929 views

Vasectomy Jokes

As I sit here I'm contemplating having a vasectomy, you know... the "removing" of your manhood. You know, it looks like a relatively simple procedure, heck I even asked if they had a do-it-yourself kit (true story). Afterall, $950 bucks for a 15 minute snip-snip is kinda excessive. At any rate, I won't be cutting on my balls anytime soon - but I do have some vasectomy jokes (more of a timeline of events) if you're in the same mood I am. We'll call him "Bill" and this is his story.
It's A Family Decision

VasectomyBill was at his family doctor for his annual physical exam. His doctor returned, filling out a bunch of stuff on his chart, and boasted "Your checkup went well, everything looks to be in order. Is there anything that you'd like to ask me?"

"Well," Bill mumbles, "Actually, I was thinking about getting a vasectomy."

"That's a pretty big decision. Have you talked this over with your family?"

"Yeah, and they're in favor 9 to 2."
Right After The Operation

Bill wakes up from a vasectomy and the doctor tells him he has good news and bad news. "The good news is we were able to save your testicles. The bad news is they're under your pillow."
What Really Happened To Bill

While doing the vasectomy, Bill's doctor slipped and cut off one of his testicles. In an effort to avoid a malpractice lawsuit, he replaced Bill's missing ball with an onion.

Two weeks later, Bill returned for a checkup. "How's your sex life?" the doc asked. "Pretty good, but I've had some strange side effects." "Like what?" the nervous doc asked anxiously. "Well, every time I pee my eyes water. When my wife gives me a blow job she gets heartburn. And every time I pass a hotdog stand, I get a hard-on."
Post-Op Final Check-Up

Six weeks after his vasectomy, Bill returns to his doctor for his scheduled semen test. The nurse hands him a little jar and points to a broom closet down the hall. After half an hour, he still hasn't come out - and a line is forming! So she puts her ear to the door to see if he is ok. All she can hear is lots of heavy breathing and grunting, so she goes back to her station and tells the other guys to wait their turn. Fifteen minutes later the guy finally comes out, red in the face and sweating. "I've tried everything," he says. "I've pulled it, I've twisted it, I've even pounded it on the sink, but I *still* can't open this damn jar!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Galti Hone Par Maafi Maangne Wala Kaun Hai

Techar:Galti hone pe maafi magne wale ko kya kehte hai
GOLU:samajdar

Techar: aur galti na hone pe bhi mafi magne waale ko?
GOLU: boyfriend!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Boy vs lady in cofee shop

Boy was sitting alone in coffee shop.
A beautiful lady come and ask:if u don,t mind can i sit here?
Boy :no.;
lady:why?
Boy:because i have mind

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Har 1 Kamyab Admi k peechay 1 Aurat hoti hai

Har 1 Kamyab Admi k peechay 1 Aurat hoti hai . .
Jo ussay itna tang karti hai K . Wo ghar jana chor daeta hai aur

dukhi ho kar apnay kaam mein itna busy ho jata hai k. .
Kamyabi khud uss k kadam chumti hai

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

pharmacist to customer:

pharmacist to customer:

to buy anti-depression pills sir,
you need a proper prescription.
simply showing a picture of your wife is not enough.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)