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BOY- Me Padhai Kar Raha Hu...

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GIRL-Kya hua, Aur bhejo n?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 865 views

Santa Jaisa Akalamand Duniya Mein Koi Nahi Hai

Angrejo Ka 1 Month Ka Festival Chal Raha Tha Jismein Wo Non-Veg Nahi Khate.
Unke Mohalle Mein Santa Rahta Tha Jo Daily Chicken Banakar Khata Tha.
Chiken Ki Khushboo Se Preshan Hokar Angrezo Ne Paadri Se Shikayat Ki.
Paadri Ne Santa Ko Bulaya Aur Samjhaya Ke Tum Christian Dharm Savikaar Kar Lo.
Santa Maan Gaya.

To Paadri Ne Santa Par Holy Water Chhidakte Hue Kaha: “You Born As A Sikh Now You Are A Christian”

Next Day Phir Santa Ke Ghar Se Chiken Ki Khushboo Aayi To Sab Angrej Uske Ghar Gaye To Dekha
Santa Chiken Par Holy Water Chhidak Raha Tha Aur Kah Raha Tha

Santa: “You Born As A Chicken But Now You Are Potato“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

AIDS

Liar:
A man is dying of Cancer.
His son asked him, "Dad, why do u keep telling people u're dying of AIDS?"
Answer: "So when I'm dead no one will dare touch ur mom

by nadeem (few years ago!)

anso bhane se kya faida

Dil ko jlane se kya Faida anso Bhane Se kya Faida
Jb usne Hmen choor kr kisi aur ka Hath tham Lia
Ab uske chote bhai ko cheez dilane se kya
Faida...

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Ek Moti Aurat Doctor se:

Ek Moti Aurat Doctor se:
Suna hai Khelne Se Motapa kam hojata hai,
Par Mujhay Koi FarQ Nahi Para.

Dr: Konsa Kheil Khelti Ho ?

MOTi: CHErri Uddi KAAn UddA :

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Little Johnny

Little Johnny is approached by the lifeguard at the public swimming pool.

"You're not allowed to pee in the pool," said the lifeguard. "I'm going to report you."

"But everyone pees in the pool," said Little Johnny.

"Maybe," said the lifeguard, "but not from the diving board!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)