Exam Ke Liye Question Paper

Sardar teacher tha.
Exam k liye Questn Paper banaya..

Paper dekhte hi sare bachhe behosh ho gaye..

1. China kis Desh me hai?

2. 15 Aug kis Date ko Aata he?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1124 views
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