lady wanted to go to toilet
In a party a lady wanted
to go to toilet so
she inquired with a sardar
papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,
sardarji replied u naughty
pehle tum dikhao.
by tanveer hussain (few years ago!) / 1021 views
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