Customer To Shopkeeper: Teri Dukan To Mithai Ki Hai Tera Dil Nahi Karta Khaane Ko...

Shopkeeper : Mithai Khaane Ko Dil Bohat Karta Hai Magar Abba Cheezian Gin Ke Jaata Hai Is Liye Choos Ke Rakh Deta Hoon

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 831 views

Barnum & Bailey

Barnum & Bailey was transferring the circus from one town to another. The elephants were connected trunk to tail. They came along a railroad crossing and as the elephants were halfway across the tracks, a train came along and killed two of them.

Shortly thereafter, B&M Railroad received an invoice from Barnum and Bailey for $10,000. B&M immediately called Barnum & Bailey and requested an explanation for the charge, writing, "What is the cost of a new elephant?"

Barnum & Bailey responded, "$1,000 each."

B&M responded, "But, we only killed two of them!"

Barnum & Bailey said, "Yes, but you pulled the assholes out of eight others."

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

Sardar ke radio me kuch problem ho gayI

Sardar ke radio me kuch problem ho gayi to aur kharab ho gaya
Usne radio khol kar dekha to ek mara hua chuha mila
Ye dekh kar sardar gussa ho gaya aur bola : Ye chalega kaise?
Sala singer hi mara pada hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

bhai jaan cigrate to dena,

Pathan to dukandaar.
bhai jaan cigrate to dena,
Dukandaar:
Kon Sa?
Pathan"
Jis main se dhooa niklai........

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Meaning Of WIFE

Husband asks, Do u know the meaning of WIFE. It means...
Without Information Fighting Everytime!

WIFE on hearing this says, it could also mean- With Idiot For Ever.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Larka dost se

Larka dost se :
yar mai ne apni Girl Friend ko
uski birthday pe apni behan ki
new diamond ring chori ker k
gift de di,
Dost (Thapar maar kar) :
kaminey Itni mehngi kharidi thi
maine
Larka: salay marta kyun hai
tere ghar he to wapis gayi
hai…:P:P

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)