PATHANO ne EID k baad 5 waqt ki namaz

PATHANO ne EID k baad 5 waqt ki namaz b Saudia k sath parhne ka faisla kiya hai

Naye timings ye hon ge:

Fajr: Subha 8 baje
Zohr: spehr 4 baje
Asr: Raat 8.30 baje
Maghrib: Raat 10 baje
(Suraj gharoob hona shart nai)

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