Beta: Papa Aap Mummy K Sath Q Sote Ho?

Papa: Sath Sone Se Piyaar Barhta Hy Is lye.

Beta: Papa Jhoot Mat Bolo

Is Se Piyar Nhi

Parivaar Barhta Hy.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 953 views

There is a man

There is a man in the park peeing in a fountain and a cop comes up to him and says, "Sir you need to zip that up. You aren't supposed to pee in a public fountain like that"

So the cop is leaving and the man zips up his pants but is laughing hysterically. finally the cop says "What are you laughing at?" and the man says "I zipped it up but I didnt stop!"

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Complaining

A doctor is talking to a car mechanic, "Your fee is
several times more per hour then we get paid for
medical care."
"Yeah, but you see, doc, you have always the same
model, it hasn't changed since Adam; but we have
to keep up to date with new models coming every
month."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Sardar on phone

Sardar on phone:
Doctor my wife is pregnant. She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking !!!Sardar on phone:
Doctor my wife is pregnant. She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking !!!

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Bhains par baithe ek gujju

Bhains par baithe ek gujju ko Traffic Police ne roka
aur poocha: tumhara helmet kahan hai? Fine
lagega.
Gujju replied: baawle dhyaan se dekh neeche! 4
wheeler hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Google Te Search Kar Lo

Sardar: Aj Mere Parosiaan Da Bacha Gum Ho Gia. Main Mashwara Ditta Te Menu Bohat Kutt Pai.

Friend: Tu Ki Mashwara Deta C?

Sardar: Main Kiya Google Te Search Kar Lo.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)