BoyFrnd on msg:"Sweet heart Kya
kar Rahi ho.. ??
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GirlFrnd:"meri Tabiyat Kharab hai
Jaanu Sone Ja Rai Hu&You..? ?
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Boyfrnd:"Mai Cinema Hall me Tere
Piche baitha popcorn kha raha hu
Kamini..:/ :p :O
Boy Rocks...
Girl Shocks.. :p

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 759 views

The Late Gujju

A Gujarati bhai spent the night in his secretary's apartment. He woke up at three in the morning.

"My God!" he shouted, "My wife is going to kill me!" Unsure of how he would explain it, he ran to the nearest pay phone and called his wife.

"Muna ni ba ", he began, "Don't pay the ransom. I escaped!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A couple went to a wishing well

A couple went to a wishing well. The husband threw a coin in the well and then mumbled something in his mouth

Then the wife threw a coin in the well and while she moved forward to see in the well, she fell inside.

The husband turned around to the man standing in shock behind him and said excitedly, “I never believed in wishing wells before…”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

jawad

Teacher: Es mohawary ko Jumlay mai estimal karo
"Mun mai pani ana"
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Sardar Student: Jese hi mai ne nal ko mun se lag kar nal chalo kia tu mere mun mai pani agia

by Jawad Ali Abbasi (few years ago!)

Stutas update on facebook

Stutas uploaded by a heart broken broken boy
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dabby me dabba dabby ne cake


aik larki add howi thi wo bi fake.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Wife: aaj tum udaas Q ho?

Wife: aaj tum udaas Q ho?

husbend: aaj meri maa or meri behen alag alag ho gaen.

Wife: koi baat nhi,

Ab me agai hu na,

Me tmhari maa behen ek kr dungi;-)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)