Pathan on phone

Pathan on phone: Maa khush khabri hai
Maa: Bol beta
Pathan: Hum 2 se 3 ho gaye
Maa: Mubarak ho,beta hua ya beti
Pathan: Meri biwi ne dosri shadi karli..

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 850 views
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