Once a sardar calls another sardar

Once a sardar calls another sardar on the phone and says Hi,Main Bol Raha Hoon.
The other sardar replies Kamaal Hain, Ithe Vi Main Bol Raha Hoon!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 734 views
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