Ek admi ka hont jala hua tha.
Kisi ne pocha kese jala?
Admi bola:
wife maikay ja rahi thi.usko
chorrne station gaya tha khushi
main train ka Engine choom liye

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 868 views

A Bengali babu returns

A Bengali babu returns from China.

Bengali asks wife: Do I look like a foreigner ?

Wife: No.

Bengali: Look carefully, do I look like a foreigner ?

Wife again replies: No.

By now Mr Bengali was fuming.

Bengali yells: All those women in China were fools. Where ever I visited, they all said: "Look a foreigner

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Nurse - "Mubarak ho.. Sardarji..

Nurse - "Mubarak ho.. Sardarji.. aap papa ban
gaye.."
Sardarji - " Meri wife ko nahi bolna.. main use
SURPRISE

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Usko paane ke liye mein

Usko paane ke liye mein bhagvaan se bhi lad leta!.
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par phir maine socha,
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Exams ka time hai!
Bhagvaan se panga thik nahi!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Maths Joke

Teacher: "Who can tell me what 7 times 6 is?"
Student: "It's 42!"

Teacher: "Very good! - And who can tell me what 6 times 7 is?"
Show Punchline

Same Student: "It's 24!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aik larka apnay dost ko bata raha tha

Aik larka apnay dost ko bata raha tha.
Meray Abbu mein bari khubyan hain. Bahadur itnay hain jaisay sher, tandurust itnay hain jitna hathi aur aakhein to baz ki tarah teiz hain.

Doosra dost foran bola: agar hum in ko deikhna chahein to ketnay ka ticket lena hoga. 

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)