Jb Aap Bahir Jaate Hain tou
Wife: Jb Aap Bahir Jaate Hain tou Mujhy Darr Laga rehta hy..
.Husband: Don't Worry Darling! Me Jaldi aa Jaya Karon Ga...
Wife: Isi Baat Ka to Darr Laga Rehta Hy..
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