pathan on road
Pathan Road Se Jaati Hui Larki Ko Ghoor K Dekh Raha Tha.
Larki Ne Usay Lanat Di...
Pathan Apne Dost Se Bola:
Pooch Rahi Hai, Kisne Kaha Tha Pepse Per Rs.5 Kam Kardo.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 961 views
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