Phone Baja,Husband: Fone Mery Liye Ho Tu Kehna,Main Ghar Pe Nhi Hon

Wife: Wo Ghar Pe Hain

Husband: Main ne mna kia Tha

Wife: Phone Aap ka Nhi Mera Tha;¤)

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 908 views

A man who has his regular meals

A man who has his regular meals in a restaurant, takes away two spoons at the end of his meal everyday.
Waiter: Sir, why do you take away the spoons?
Man: Well, it is written on my bottle of medicine to take two spoons after meals, daily.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Rabri : Ka karat ho?

Rabri : Ka karat ho?
Laalu : Ek dost ko chitthi likhat hu!

Rabri : Par tuhar likhna to aawe nahi.

Laalu : Vo sasura bhi to padhna nahi jaanat.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sone ka haar

Patni- Muje Sone Ka Haar Dilva Do Main Tumhe
Saat Janmo Tak Chahungi.
Pati- Haar Ke Saath Kangan Bhi Dunga, Lekin
Baat Isi Janam Tak Hi Rehne Do.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

CIRCUIT : Bhai, Bapu ne bola tha

CIRCUIT : Bhai, Bapu ne bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai. Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.
MUNNA BHAI : Aye Circuit, woh Sabrina ka baap aya hai tere ko dund rehla hai.

CIRCUIT : Bhai usko bolo apun gaoon gayea hai, kheti karne ko.
MUNNA BHAI : Par Circuit, abhi to tu bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega.
CIRCUIT :Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

English joke, you must laugh!!!

The pretty teacher was concerned with one of her young students so she took him aside after class one day.
"Little Johnny, why has your school work been so poor lately?"
"I'm in love," replied Little Johnny.
Holding back an urge to smile, the teacher asked, "with whom?"
"With you!" he said. "But Little Johnny," said the teacher gently,"don't you see how silly that is? Sure I'd like a husband of my own someday... but I don't want a child."
"Oh, don't worry," said Little Johnny reassuringly, "I'll use a rubber!".

by Prince Aurangzeb Tunio (few years ago!)