Principal: Agar koi ladka girl's hostel me paya gaya, to usko pehli bar Rs 300 fine lagega, dusri bar 500 aur teesri bar Rs 800 fine lagega.

Ek Ladka: Monthly pass ka kya lega, mamu?"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 928 views

Bari moochon wala

Bari moochhon wala Zardari bhi ab decent ho gaya,
jo pehlay tha Mr.10 per cent ab Cent per Cent ho gaya !

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

Mera Confidence Dekho

Ek Choohe Ne Sherni Ko Purpose Kia Sherni Ne Kaha Abe Chal Tune
Apna Jism
Jaan Height Dekhi Hai
To Chooha Bola Madam In Sab Ko Choro Mera Confidence Dekho

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

 Class mein kon shor kar raha tha? 

Mastar (Fareed say): Class mein kon shor kar raha tha? 

Fareed: Janab mujhay nahi maaloom mein to apni baton mein laga hua tha. 

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Problem

Hubby - You always carry my photo in your
handbag to the office. Why?
Wife - When there is a problem, no matter how
impossible, I look at your picture and the problem
disappears.
Hubby - You see, how miraculous and powerful I am
for you?
Wife - Yes, I see your picture and say to myself,
"What other problem can there be greater than
this one

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Agar Mein Jhoot Bolon

Film Actress Meera Yesterday screamed in an interview:

"Agar Mein Jhoot Bolon to Mera Baap Marr Jaaye".

The City District Government of Lahore has reported that 26 Men from
various parts of Lahore simultaneously suffered a Heart Attack last night.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)