Principal: Agar koi ladka girl's
Principal: Agar koi ladka girl's hostel me paya gaya, to usko pehli bar Rs 300 fine lagega, dusri bar 500 aur teesri bar Rs 800 fine lagega.
Ek Ladka: Monthly pass ka kya lega, mamu?"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 863 views
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