chunti aur hathi ki marriage
Chunti aur Hathi ki love marriage hui, dusre din hathi mar gaya.
Chunti boli: Wa ray mohabbat.! eik din ka pyar hua, ab sari zindagi qabar khodne mein guzre gi.
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!) / 724 views
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I’d build it for you, but?
Since Jannah is a place?
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Hmmmm..
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Meri Prem kahani ka ajeeb ending tha
Wah Wah
Meri Prem kahani ka ajeeb ending tha
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by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
you light an agarbattis if you are in the middle of the river?”
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1) Throw an agarbatti into the river. It make the boat lighter. Use it to light agarbatti
2) Throw an agarbatti in air and catch it. Catches win matches. Use these matches to light agarbatti
3) Take some river water, let it fall drop by drop. You know that “Tip-tip barsa pani, pani ne aag lagai.”. Use it to light the agarbatti.
by khalid hussain (few years ago!)