KHANA 12 SE 2 tak..
Shadi me aik sardar boht dair se khana kha raha tha kisi ne poocha kab tak khao gy
sardar.. Me tu khud tang aa gaya haan. ki karan card tay likha tha .......KHANA 12 SE 2 tak..
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