To be is to Do.
-Socrates
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To do is to Be.
-Plato
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Do be do BE do.
-Scooby Doo

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!) / 490 views

There is a man

There is a man in the park peeing in a fountain and a cop comes up to him and says, "Sir you need to zip that up. You aren't supposed to pee in a public fountain like that"

So the cop is leaving and the man zips up his pants but is laughing hysterically. finally the cop says "What are you laughing at?" and the man says "I zipped it up but I didnt stop!"

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

clock khrab ho gai

1 Pathan ki wall clock khrab ho gai
clock ko khola to Andar MACHAR mara para tha

Pathan:
O khana khrab ye chlay ga kyse?
Eska to DRIVER hi mara pra hy…!’

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Ladkiyo ki ada hame pasand nahi,

Ladkiyo ki ada hame pasand nahi, Ladkiyo se bate
hame pasand nahi,
Yeh to aane vale bancho ki jid he mumy chahiye,
Varna shadi karna hame pasand nahi!!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

new puzzle game

Your phone has been installed witha a new puzzle game. To play, Trow your phone against the wall.....

Then assemble the pieces.....

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

22 Saal Se Ek Cheez Bilkul Bhi Nahi Badli

22 Saal Ho Gaye Par,

Abhi Tak Ek Cheez Bilkul Nahi Badali,

Parle-G Biscuits Wala Ladka, Abhi Tak Bada Nahi Hua.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)