agr muskarana ho tou
Agar manzil ko pana ho to himmat sath rakhna,
pyar pana hoto aitbaar sath rakhna,
aur agar sada muskurana ho to,
Brush aur Paste sath rakhna.
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!) / 468 views
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Husband : pagli meri bahen se nhi teri bahen se ker raha hu:
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