Bahu ki vidai k baad
bahu ki vidai k baad ghar aane pe saas ne kaha "beti aaj se mujhe ma or apne sasur ko papa kehna.. sham ko pati k aane par biwi boli, maa bhaiya aa gaye...
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 989 views
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