Time pass
Sardar Ji checked his girlfriend's mobile to know
under what name she had saved his number, when
he dialed his number from her phone, it showed
"TIME PASS NO. 8"
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 798 views
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Usko paane ke liye mein bhagvaan se bhi lad leta!.
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par phir maine socha,
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