aik foji train main ja raha tha
aik foji train main ja raha tha aur aik police wala samnay baitha tha
police walay nay poocha kay chuti pay ja rahay ho to
foji nay kaha haan meri bivi ko bacha hua hai
police walay nay kaha kay kitnay arsay bahad ja rahay ho
foji bola 2 saal bahab
police wala phir to bacha haram ka hua
foji haan main bhee to usko police main bharti kara doon ga
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