Police walay ne 1 student
ko pakr lia.
Student: Sir main student
hoon plz muje Chor dein
PoLice: Tum bina licence
k motorcyle chlate ho?
Student: Nai
Police: Larkiyon ko cherty
ho?
Student: Nai
Police: Cafe jaty ho?
Student: Nai
Police.
Oay fer tu
kerhi gal da student en.
PAO SALAY NU LAMYA…!!!

by A. Sami (few years ago!) / 822 views

A Burglar Is In Big Trouble

A burglar has just made it into the house he's intending ransacking, and he's looking around for stuff to steal. All of a sudden, a little voice pipes up, "I can see you, and so can Jesus!"

Startled, the burglar looks around the room. No one there at all, so he goes back to his business.

"I can see you, and so can Jesus!"

The burglar jumps again, and takes a longer look around the room. Over in the corner by the window, almost obscured by curtains, is a cage in which sits a parrot, who pipes up again, "I can see you, and so can Jesus!"

"So what," says the burglar, "you're only a parrot!"

To which the parrot replies, "Maybe, but Jesus is a rottweiler!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

My wife is mad at me again.

Monty: My wife is mad at me again.

Bartender: Why is that?

Monty: When I opened the front door this morning, her mother was on the step with her suitcases. She said, "Can I stay here for a few days?"

I said, "NO PROBLEM!" and shut the door.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

paani

Paani mein Whiskey milao ta nasha chadta hai.
Paani mein Rum milao to nasha chadta hai.
Paani mein Brandy milao to nasha chadta hai.
Saala paani mein hi koi burai hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

WATCHMAN

Har mard ki life dekho to

Without shadi SPIDERMAN

Shadi k time SUPERMAN

Shadi k bad GENTLEMAN

or Biwi khubsurat ho to puri umar WATCHMAN

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Gandhi

Munna Bhai: Circuit! Bapu kapde kyon nahi pehante the? Circuit: Bhai bolay to Bapu bhi us time ke Salman Khan the.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)