Bv Pani Se Bohat Darti Hai
Sardar To His Frend:
Yar Meri Bv Pani Se Bohat
Darti Hai
Friend: Acha Wo Kese?
Sardar:Kal Main Ghar Gaya To Wo
Bathtube Main B Securityguard K Sath Bethi Hui Thi
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 844 views
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Larke Ne Usy Batya K
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Pathan Ghar Gaya Or Darwaze Pe Danda Le Kar Khara Ho Gaya.
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Ek ladki sadak par akeli jaa rahi thi,
pichhe se ek ladka bola : Ghar tak
lift chahiye kya?
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Ladki : Bhag jaa harami 3 din se lift
le rahi hoon abhi tak
ghar nahi pahuchi…..
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Jo samje wo agaye forward kary baqi beth k pogo dekhy..:P:P
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