Sardar Nanga Agaya

1 Sardar Naha Raha Tha
1 Larki Darwaze Pe I
To Sardar Aise Hi Bahir Aa Gaya

Larki:
Uf Toba Kuch To Pehen Lo
Sardar Bhag Kar Andar Gaya Or Chapal Pehan Aya.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 996 views
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