Doctor: Kaise Ana Hua

Doctor:
Kaise Ana Hua

Pappu :
Tabiyat Theek Nahi,
seenay me Pain ho
Raha hai ,

Doctor :
Sharaab Peete ho ?

Pappu :
Haan Par Chota glass hi Mangwana...

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 940 views
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