Doctor: Kaise Ana Hua
Doctor:
Kaise Ana Hua
Pappu :
Tabiyat Theek Nahi,
seenay me Pain ho
Raha hai ,
Doctor :
Sharaab Peete ho ?
Pappu :
Haan Par Chota glass hi Mangwana...
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