Santa Jaisa Akalaman

Angrejo Ka 1 Month Ka Festival Chal Raha Tha Jismein Wo Non-Veg Nahi Khate.

Unke Mohalle Mein Santa Rahta Tha Jo Daily Chicken Banakar Khata Tha.

Chiken Ki Khushboo Se Preshan Hokar Angrezo Ne Paadri Se Shikayat Ki.

Paadri Ne Santa Ko Bulaya Aur Samjhaya Ke Tum Christian Dharm Savikaar Kar Lo.

Santa Maan Gaya.

To Paadri Ne Santa Par Holy Water Chhidakte Hue Kaha: “You Born As A Sikh Now You Are A Christian”

Next Day Phir Santa Ke Ghar Se Chiken Ki Khushboo Aayi To Sab Angrej Uske Ghar Gaye To Dekha

Santa Chiken Par Holy Water Chhidak Raha Tha Aur Kah Raha Tha

Santa: “You Born As A Chicken But Now You Are Potato“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 930 views
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