Banta Santa Ke Ghar Gaya Aur Use Pattiyo Mein Lipte Bed Par Pade Dekh Kar Chonk Gaya Aur Bola.

Banta: “Ye Kya Haal Bana Rakha Hai?”

Santa: “Yaar, Kal 10 Logo Ki Bheed Ne Mujhe Mil Ke Pita”
Banta: “To Tune Phir Kya Kiya?”

Santa: “Maine Saalo Se Kaha Abe Salo naamardo Ek-Ek Karke Aao Phir Dekho Main Tumhari Kaise Aisi Tesi Karta Hun”

Banta: “Phir Kya Hua?”
Santa: “Phir Kya? Salo Ne Ek-Ek Kar Ke Pita“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1614 views

Itne dino baad aaj books kholi

Itne dino baad aaj books kholi to 1 raaz khula.
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Ye ni aata
Ye ni aata
Ye ni aata..
Oh teri!!!! ye b ni aata..! :-D

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

I have to come 5 miles

Postman: I have to come 5 miles to deliver you this packet.

Blonde: Why did you come so far. Instead you could have posted it..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

What is girlfriend ?

Question:what is girlfriend ?

Answer: jo her bat pe tok tok ker tumhari her adat badal day or 2 sal bad kahay "Ab tum pehlay jaisay nahi rahe."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar Ki Biwi

Ek Sardar apni khoobsurat biwi ke saath car mein baith ke honeymoon par ja raha tha. Driver ne sheesha set kiya.

Sardar gusse mein bola: Meri biwi ko dekhta hai, chal piche baith, car mein chalaunga.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

The Late Gujju

A Gujarati bhai spent the night in his secretary's apartment. He woke up at three in the morning.

"My God!" he shouted, "My wife is going to kill me!" Unsure of how he would explain it, he ran to the nearest pay phone and called his wife.

"Muna ni ba ", he began, "Don't pay the ransom. I escaped!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)