Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat
Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.Friend : Acha wo kaise?Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtubmai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 872 views
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High Class Insult
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Girl to Boy: Apne Baal to dekho jaise Ghass Ugi
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Boy 2 girl: Isliye itni der se soch raha hu ke mere
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