Mera 1st Opertion Hai
Operation Se Pehly
Doctor Ne Phoolon K Har Mangwaya,
MAREEZ:Ye Kis Liye?
Doctor:Mera 1st Opertion Hai
Agar Kamyab Hua To Mere Liye
Warna Tumhare Liye;-)
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