Boy1:Meet my wife Tina
Boy1:Meet my wife Tina
Boy2.Oh! I know her
Boy1:How?
Boy2:v were caught sleeping together
Boy1:What the hell?
Boy2.during lecture in maths class
Think +ve:)
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 858 views
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