Boy1:Meet my wife Tina
Boy2.Oh! I know her
Boy1:How?
Boy2:v were caught sleeping together
Boy1:What the hell?
Boy2.during lecture in maths class
Think +ve:)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 809 views

English Wife

English Wife: Look a thief has entered our kitchen and he is eating the cake I prepared.

Funny Husband: Whom should I call now, Police or Ambulance...?!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Heaven And Hell

In Heaven:

The cooks are French,
The policemen are English,
The mechanics are German,
The lovers are Italian,
The bankers are Swiss.

In Hell:

The cooks are English,
The policemen are German,
The mechanics are French,
The lovers are Swiss,
The bankers are Italian.


In Computer Heaven:

The management is from Intel,
The design and construction is done by Apple,
The marketing is done by Microsoft,
IBM provides the support,
Gateway determines the pricing.

In Computer Hell:

The management is from Apple,
Microsoft does design and construction,
IBM handles the marketing,
The support is from Gateway,
Intel sets the price.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bache ka report

Sardar Bache Ke Report Lene Hospital Gya
Report Bohat Kharab Thi
.
Sardar Bache Se Bola
“Oy School Te School…
Tenu Ethey V Meri Izat Da Koi Kheyal Nai.” ;->

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

boy friend

Husband to wife: Did you have any boyfriend before our marriage?
Wife remained silent for some time…
Husband: mai es khamoshi ko kia samjhon??
Wife: Abhy gin ne tu dey..:)

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

After 15 years

After 15 years of marriage a wife asked her
husband to describe her.
He looked at her slowly and then said: “A-B-C-D-E-F-
G-H-I-J-K”.
“What does that mean?” she asked.
“Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fashionable, Gorgeous, and Hot”
he replied. She smiled happily and then asked, “What about I-
J-K?”
He replied, “I’m Just Kidding!” .. Men will be men

by A. Sami (few years ago!)