Sardar Ji and Computer

Sardar: Yar mujhe 1 hathora or keel chahiye computer k lye.
Sales man: Magar computer me inka kya kaam?

Sardar: Oye yaar mujhe computer me windows lagani hai.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 902 views

Tum Mein Aur Kutte Mein Farak Hi Kya Hua?

Ek Baar Ek Indian Minister Obama Ke Saath Beach
Par Jata Hai, Baaton-Baaton Mein Obama Ne
Puchha
Obama: “Tumhe Swimming Aati Hai?”
Indian Minister: “Nahi”
Obama Hanste Hue: “Tum Se To Kutta Achha Hai Wo
Bhi
Swimming Kar Leta Hai”
Indian Minister: “Tumhe Aati Hai?”
Obama Ne Fatafat Jawab Diya: “Haan”
Indian Minister: “To Sale, Tum Mein Aur Kutte Mein
Farak Hi Kya Hua?“

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Ladka Ladki dekhne gaya,

Ladka Ladki dekhne gaya,
Thodi der chup baithe ke baad bola= English chalegi na?
Ladki(Sharmate huye)= Soda saath me ho to Desi bhi chalegi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Is Windows a Virus

No, Windows is not a virus. Here's what viruses do:

1.They replicate quickly - okay, Windows does that.

2.Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they do so - okay, Windows does that.

3.Viruses will, from time to time, trash your hard disk - okay, Windows does that too.

4.Viruses are usually carried, unknown to the user, along with valuable programs and systems. - Sigh.. Windows does that, too.

5.Viruses will occasionally make the user suspect their system is too slow (see 2) and the user will buy new hardware. - Yup, Windows does that, too.

Until now it seems Windows is a virus but there are fundamental differences: Viruses are well supported by their authors, are running on most systems, their program code is fast, compact and efficient and they tend to become more sophisticated as they mature.

So Windows is not a virus.

It's a bug.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Agar tum ek jungle

Sir: Agar tum ek jungle main ho, aur vahaan pe ek sher aa jaye to tum kya karoge?

Boy: Main ped par chadhunga...

Sir: Agar wo sher ped par bhi aa jaye to tum kya karoge?

Boy: Main Paani main kud jayunga...

Sir: Agar wo Paani main bhi aa jaaye to tum kya karoge?
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Boy: Kaminey tu Meri side se hai, Ya Sher ke..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

ik pathan ka interview

Ek Sindhi Aur Pathan ka Interview Tha:

Sindhi se:

Q: Taleem
A: B.A

Q: Pakistan kab bana?
A: Koshish pehle se jari thi per 1947 mai.

Q: Pakistan ka PM kon hai?
A: Boht aye gaye hain lekin ab Geelani Sahab hain.


Pathan ye sub sun raha tha usne teeno ans yaad ker liye.


Pathan se:

Q: Naam?
A: B.A

Q: Kab Paida huwe?
A: Koshish pehle se jari thi per 1947 mai.

Q: Baap ka Naam?
A: Boht aye gaye hain lekin ab Geelani Sahab hain

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)