Mehnat Mazdoori
Faqeer 2 Lady:
Khuda K Naam Pe Baji Mujhay 10 Rupay De Do
Warna Mujhay 1 Aisa Khofnaak Kaam Karna Paray Ga
Jis K Khayaal Se Hi Meri Rooh Kanp Jati Hai
Or Mere Rongtay Kharay Ho Jatay Hain
Lady Khofzada Ho K 10 Rupay Deti Hai
Or Dartay Dartay Poochti Hai Kon Sa Kaam Baba?
Faqeer: Mehnat Mazdoori.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1040 views
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