Pathan
Pathan: Maa hum bara ho k airforce Me jay ga
Pathan:
Maa hum bara ho k airforce
Me jay ga
Maa:
Beta mujhe kese pata chalega
k ye mera bete ka jahaz hy
Pathan:
Hum GUZARTE waqt ghar pe
BOMB Phenk daiGa.
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 939 views
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