Funny Salman Khan Oneliner

Jodhpur jail ordered the purchase order of 999 shirts
n 1000 pants for inmates. Guess why this odd combination?

Salman Khan is coming and he does not need shirts.

What will a mother tell her son who is sleeping on a footpath and refuses to get up?
Uth ja beta uth ja, nei toh Salman aajayega!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1123 views
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