1 banda bhagta hua aata hay aur Pathan se kehta hai bhai jaldi jao tumharey ghar main Talaab ka pani ghus gaya hay.

Pathan: Oye kion jhoot bolti hay,
Ghar ki chabi to meray paas hay.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 924 views

Bhige Pankh Mere

Machhar Song"
"Bhige Pankh Mere"
"Pyasa Dank Mera"
"Lage Amrit Sa Muje Khun Tera"
"Kabi Mere Sath Koi Raat Guzar"
"Tuje Subah Tak Me Du
"Dengu"
Bukar Oh"o o...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Nani (to a kid)

Nani (to a kid): Soja DIPLOMA soja!
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Padosan: diploma kyo bulati ho isse? .
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Nani: Meri ladki College DIPLOMA lene gayi thi,
ye leke aa gayi..!! :@ :P :D....

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A burglar

A burglar has just made it into the house he's intending ransacking, and he's looking around for stuff to steal. All of a sudden, a little voice pipes up, "I can see you, and so can Jesus!"

Startled, the burglar looks around the room. No one there at all, so he goes back to his business.

"I can see you, and so can Jesus!"

The burglar jumps again, and takes a longer look around the room. Over in the corner by the window, almost obscured by curtains, is a cage in which sits a parrot, who pipes up again, "I can see you, and so can Jesus!"

"So what," says the burglar, "you're only a parrot!"

To which the parrot replies, "Maybe, but Jesus is a rottweiler!"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

boring lecture..

2 friends were attending a boring lecture..
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1st frd- Even my ass has fallen asleep..

2nd frd- I know! I heard ir snore 3 times..

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Ek chor chori karne ek Ghar

Ek chor chori karne ek Ghar mei Ghusa.

Santa: Kaun hai?
Chor: Miyaau....
Santa: Kaun hai?
... Chor: Miyaauuu...!!.
Santa: Kaun hai?

Chor: saale billi hu billi..!!!.

Santa: Ok ok...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)