ticket liya hia

3 Pathan Film "Sholay" dekhnay Gaye:


Hero ne kaha: "Basanti in Kutton k samnay mat Nachna."


Pathan kharay ho kar bolay: "Ticket liye hai, Iska baap bhi nachay ga."

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