Maths Teacher:- Jab main tumhare jitna tha,mere maths me 100 marks aate the!


Student :-o bhai aate Honge..! koi achha teacher parhata hoga=

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1062 views

Baccha :- Madam Aap Mujhe

Baccha :- Madam Aap Mujhe Bahut Achi Lgti Hein,

Mein Aap Se Shaadi Karu gaa..

Madam :- Gusse Se, Muje Bachon Se Nafrt H,

Baccha :- Ok Madam Mein Koshish Krun Ga Ke Bacche Na Ho,,,,,

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

mqm jelsa

Wife to Husband: Aap aaj khana paka rahe hain ya nahi?

Husband: Nahi na khana pakaon ga na kapre dhoun ga na safai karon ga.

Wife: Ok main MQM office main Phone ker ke bol deti hun, ke main jalsay main nahi aa rahi wo waja pochain ge to bata don gi

Husband: Aray nahi begum main to mazaq kar raha tha tum jao

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)

That's all right, sir

Manager: Sorry, but I can't give u a job. I don't have any more work.

Santa: That's all right, sir. In fact I'm just the right person in this case. You see, I won't ask you to give me work anyway!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar

Sardar on Train Tack

1 sardar rail ki patri per so gaya .
1 aadmi ne kaha kya kar rahe ho? Train aayegi to mar jaoge!

Sardar: Mere uper se hawai jahaaz guzar gaya to kuch nahi hua, train kya cheez hai?

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Sardar Teray Bin Reh Nai Sakda

A Sardar Jee Proposed A Girl With A Romantic Poetry:

Kutta Maar Giya Razai Vich
Main Pagal Aan Teri Judaee Vich
Pani Tay Machhar Beh Nai Sakda
Sardar Teray Bin Reh Nai Sakda

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)