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If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, I'll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 810 views
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kameene aaj fir ladki ghumayega
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5 K Beech Me 4 Likhkar Batao?
China : Mazak Mat Karo.
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Japan : Namumkin
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Amrican : Sawaal Galat Hai.
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UK : Net Par Nhi Hai.
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Indian : Easy… F(IV)E.
India has all
"JUGAAD". ;-) ::::D::::P
Click Like if ur proud to b an
Indian :D
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Boy:Ha
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