Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking.......and one blonde says to the other,

"Which do you think is farther away.........Florida or the moon?"The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida..?????"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1170 views

Traffic police:u r accused

traffic police:u r accused of driving the wrong way up a one-way street. men:but,sir,i was going one way only.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Waiter Khan sahb

Waiter: Khan sahb, 10 Rs tip to meri insult hy..

Khan: To phir..?
Waiter: 20 Rs to hon..

Khan: Main tumhari double insult nhi kr skta..!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

repairing door bell

A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa doesnt turns up for 4 days. Lady calls again.

Santa replies, I m coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

A cold winter!

It was autumn, and the Red Indians asked their New Chief if the winter was going to be cold or mild.

Since he was a Red Indian chief in a modern society, he couldn't tell what the weather was going to be.

Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he replied to his Tribe that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village should collect wood to be prepared.

But also being a practical leader, after several days he got an idea. He went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked 'Is the coming winter going to be cold?'

'It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold indeed,' the weather man responded.

So the Chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more wood. A week later, he called the National Weather Service again. 'Is it going to be a very cold winter?'
'Yes,' the man at National Weather Service again replied, 'It's definitely going to be a very cold winter.'

The Chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect every scrap of wood they could find.

Two weeks later, he called the National Weather Service again.
'Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?'
'Absolutely,' The man replied. 'It's going to be one of the coldest winters ever.'

'How can you be so sure?' the Chief asked.
The weatherman replied, 'The Red Indians are collecting wood like crazy.'

This is how stock markets work!!!

by Sajjad Qureshi (few years ago!)

1 sheikh ne apni bV ka Rs 15 sadqa utara

1 sheikh ne apni bV ka Rs 15 sadqa utara Or us mn Rs 85 or mila kr card load krlia.
Bv ne pocha: ye kya kia?
Sheikh: Sadqa gharib govt ko gya balnce mere pas:-P

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)