Oklahoma
Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking.......and one blonde says to the other,
"Which do you think is farther away.........Florida or the moon?"The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida..?????"
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1230 views
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Pappu-Papa Mujhe Baja Dila Do
RAAZ-Nahi tum Sab Ko Tang Karoge
PAPPU-Nahi Papa Kasam Se Jub So Jayenge Tab mai Bajaunga
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Baar Pappu Ki Biwi Aur Kutta Dono Beemar Ho Gaye,
Pappu Un Dono Ke Liye Dawa Lene Gaya Aur Dukandar Ko Kaha Ki,
Dono Ki Dawaein Alag Alag Lifafe Main Daal Kar Unke Naam Likh Dijiye,
Main Nahi Chahta Hain Ki Mere Kutte Ko Kuch Ho Jaaye.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
3 pathan ek bike pe ja rahe they
Trafic constable ne rokney k liye hath diya
Pathan: abay pagal hai kya…!
Pehle hi 3 bethe hain tu kaha bethe ga?
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
This Poem Is For All Students..
Kaali kaali khaali raato se hone lagi
Hai dostiiii…
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Khoya khoya in Kitabo me, Aata mujhe, kuch bhi
nahi..
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Har Problem har Concept main kaise sehta hu….
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Har pal har lamha main khud se ye kehta rehta hu..
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Tujhe bhula diya…
Tujhe bhula diya…
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phir kyun tere syllabus ne mujhe
Rula diya.. Mujhe rula diyaa..
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Barnum & Bailey was transferring the circus from one town to another. The elephants were connected trunk to tail. They came along a railroad crossing and as the elephants were halfway across the tracks, a train came along and killed two of them.
Shortly thereafter, B&M Railroad received an invoice from Barnum and Bailey for $10,000. B&M immediately called Barnum & Bailey and requested an explanation for the charge, writing, "What is the cost of a new elephant?"
Barnum & Bailey responded, "$1,000 each."
B&M responded, "But, we only killed two of them!"
Barnum & Bailey said, "Yes, but you pulled the assholes out of eight others."
by khalid hussain (few years ago!)
Qyamt ki 10 Nishani
=Zardari Emandari Krega
=Altaf Karachi Aye ga
=Musharaf P Muqdma HoGa
=Sheri Rhman Prda Kre Gi
=Ch Shujat ko bolna ayga
=S.Rasheed k Shadi ho Jaygi
=Imran khan Ko Sadarat Mly gi
=Qazi Husen Dhrna Chor DeGa
=Nawaz Sharif SUCH bole ga
=Mulana Fazlurehman Pant Shrt pehnEga
by Sohaib Tariq (few years ago!)
Wife:michein kab lagti hain.
Husband :koi khas mausam nai huta jab kui such bat kehta hai mirchein usi waqt lag jati hain.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Dost Pathan se:
APRIL FOOL manaya?
Pathan: Han
Dost:kis k saath?
Pathan:Bv k 7!
hum ne 3 bar talaq dia
jab wo rone laga to Hum bola
APRIL FOOL,
APRIL FOOL..!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Pathan: Station Jany k Kitne Paise logay?
Ricksha Wala: 50
Pathan: 20 Lelo
Ricksha Wala: 20 Main kon Le Ker Jayega.
Pathan: Tum Peeche betho hum le k jayega
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Agar life main kabhi koi mistake ho jaye .
To 2 minute apni ankhain band karo Or socho
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. Iska ilzam kispar lagaya jaye =D
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)