Wife:agr me k2 par charhne me kamyab ho gai to ap mujhe kia do ge
husband:choti pe halka sa dhaka

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 777 views

Bhabhi

Pathan ne apni bhabi qatal kr di

Police: Q ki?

Pathan: Mere dost k pas cal aai.Wo hans hans k bat kr rha tha

Main ne pucha kon hai?

To bola tumhri BHABI..

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

sleepnig student

Teachr 2 Sleepy
Student:Who
Invented Steam Engine?

Student: What Sir?

Teachr:Yes Correct
It's James Watt

Moral:
Sleeping Improves Ur
Genaral Knowledge... ;->

by dracula (few years ago!)

A couple went to a wishing well

A couple went to a wishing well. The husband threw a coin in the well and then mumbled something in his mouth

Then the wife threw a coin in the well and while she moved forward to see in the well, she fell inside.

The husband turned around to the man standing in shock behind him and said excitedly, “I never believed in wishing wells before…”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Sare Boyfriend Bevkoof Nahi Hote

Ladki Apne Boyfriend Ko Kehti Hai.

Girl Friend: “Jaanu Mein Apna Purse Gar Bhul Aayi Hoon Mujhe 1000/- Rupaye Chahiye”

Boy Friend: “Sach Mein Dost Hi Dost Ke Kaam Aata Hai, Lo 20/ Rupaye, Riksha Kar Or Ghar Se Purse Le Aa“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Man: Mein kaam per jaa raha hoon..

Man: Mein kaam per jaa raha hoon..

Sister: Allah ki amaan ho Veer..

Mother: Jeetey raho beta..

B.v: Ae kera time aey jan da?

Teray kam e nai mukday.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)