HEIGHT OF LAZINESS:

Boy: Papa 1 glass pani de do

papa: khud le lo.

BOY: plz de do na

Papa: Ab manga to thapar maronga.

Boy : Thapr marne aao to pani lete aana

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 907 views

A burglar

A burglar has just made it into the house he's intending ransacking, and he's looking around for stuff to steal. All of a sudden, a little voice pipes up, "I can see you, and so can Jesus!"

Startled, the burglar looks around the room. No one there at all, so he goes back to his business.

"I can see you, and so can Jesus!"

The burglar jumps again, and takes a longer look around the room. Over in the corner by the window, almost obscured by curtains, is a cage in which sits a parrot, who pipes up again, "I can see you, and so can Jesus!"

"So what," says the burglar, "you're only a parrot!"

To which the parrot replies, "Maybe, but Jesus is a rottweiler!"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Uncle Aik Bachay Se Kehte Hain

Uncle Aik Bachay Se Kehte Hain :
Beta Aik Acha Sa Jhoot Bolo
Agar Mujhe
Pasand Agaya To Main Tumhien Paanch Rupay Doon Ga

Bacha Masoomiat Se :
Yeh Lo ! Abhi To Das Rupay Kahay Thay …. !!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aik bache ne “Mother Tongue”

Aik bache ne “Mother Tongue” kay bare mazmoon likhna thaa. Bache ko samajh nahain aaa reha thaa kya likhe. Bache ka baap kehta “bohat lambe hai” likh do.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Marte sharabi se

Marte sharabi se Bhagwaan ne poocha :- Koi antim ichha ?
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Sharabi :- Agle janam me daant bhale hi ek dena ,

par liver 31 dena , Prabhu ...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

7 chatai pr 7 sadhu

7 chatai pr 7 sadhu baithe the,1 admi ne sabse bade sadhu se pucha "Baba biwi control nhi hoti kya karu"?

Sadhu (chote sadhu se) ek chatai aur laga BHAI k liye.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)