Full time masti
Pathan cycle ka break hath mein lekar
nach raha tha
Sardar: Ye kya kar rahe ho?
Pathan: Oye!Yara dikhta nhi kya?
BREAK DANCE!Full time masti nonstop fun
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 1000 views
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