11 rupe main pore 1100 sms

Ladke wale Ladki k ghar aaye Or Pucha...
'Ladki kuch karti bhi hai...??'
Ladki ki Maa - Han Ji...
11 Rupes Main Pure 1100 SMS Krti hai wo bhi 7 din
me..

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