Bad Habits
Laziness Is The Mother Of All Bad Habits...
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But Ultimately She Is A Mother,
...And We Should Respect Her... ;->
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 718 views
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RAJNIKANT's POWER~ Talwar
Baazi Ke Muqabley
Me.
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. 1 Chines Ne BAAL ke Do
Tukde
Kar Diye
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1 Japnies Ne Udti Hui MakhiKi
Gardan Kaat Di
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RAJNIKANT ne Machar
Udaya.
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Talwaar ghumayi.
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Machar Udta Hi Raha.
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:D
JAPNIS: Machar To Ud Rha Hai
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RAJNIKANT muskurate Hue
Bola . . . .
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Udd To Raha hai .
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Bt
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Kabi
Baap Nahi Ban Payegaaa...!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 Aurat Aadhi Raat Ko Qabar Pr Baithi Thi
Musafir Ne Pocha: Darr Nhi Lgta?
Aurat: Lo Is Me Da
r Ki Kya Baat Hy
Andar Garmi Thi Is Liye Bahir Bethi Hon =P =D
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Once a math's teacher asked a boy:
If U have 12 chocolates,
U give 4 to Huma,
5 to Sobia and 3 to Maliha
What wil U have?
He replied: 3 new girlfriends.
by nadeem (few years ago!)
Waiter: Khan sahb, 10 Rs tip to meri insult hy..
Khan: To phir..?
Waiter: 20 Rs to hon..
Khan: Main tumhari double insult nhi kr skta..!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Wife:
Jaanu Kash Aap Sms Hotay,
Main Aap Ko Save Karti,
Husband:
Jaan-e-Man, Kaash Tum Ring Tone
Hoti,
Main Her Haftay Tumhe Change
Karta…
by Prince Aurangzeb Tunio (few years ago!)
2 Cats To Shrabi Rat:
Ajj Tainu Khan Nu G Krda A!
Rat:
Chappair Na Kha Lein
Main Es Layi Nai Kuch Kehnda
K Log Kehn Gay
1 Shrabi Ne 2 Jananiyan Kutt Dittiaan ;-
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai,
Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se
start hoti hai.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sardar ki Bewi inspector se:
"Mera Showhar 1 haftay pahly bazaar se aalo lany nikla owr abhi tak ghar wapis nahi aya"
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Inspector bhi sardar tha, bola: To Bahn jee kuch owr paka lo !
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Aik pathan road pe Latrine kar raha tha to police ne pakar lia.
Jb ussey lejane lgay to woh Pathan bola.
Sabot to uthalo
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Pathan ko Raah chalte aik CHIRAGH mila,
Usne CHIRAGH ko ragra us main se aik JIN nikla,
Jin ne kaha: Teen khuahishat batao.
Pathan: Ek Shandar banglow ho, (Aa jata hai)
Us main bohat ameer log hon (Woh bhi aajate hain)
aur
aur
Us main mujhe CHOWKIDAR rakhwa do
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)