Bache ka report

Sardar Bache Ke Report Lene Hospital Gya
Report Bohat Kharab Thi
.
Sardar Bache Se Bola
“Oy School Te School…
Tenu Ethey V Meri Izat Da Koi Kheyal Nai.” ;->

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1038 views
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